🐐 Horny & High Maintenance Funny Goat Lover Unisex Tee: High Maintenance Humor, luxury weed humor shirt, diva stoner apparel, bougie stoner fashion, boutique humor clothing.
Bring the sass, sparkle, and attitude with the Horny & High Maintenance Tee. This playful design features a cheeky goat rocking long lashes, puffing smoke, and clutching a luxury handbag, paired with glitter-style lettering that screams glam. Perfect for the bougie stoner, the diva with a wild side, or anyone who embraces being both a little high-maintenance and a whole lot of fun.
Crafted with premium cotton, this tee is soft, durable, and made to turn heads. Whether you’re hitting a party, chilling with friends, or flexing your style online, this shirt adds humor, personality, and just the right amount of sparkle.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back to prevent stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a cleaner look.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape wash after wash.
- Made with strong and smooth fabric perfect for vibrant prints.
- Comfortable year-round wear with a classic fit and crew neckline.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) and inside out
- Tumble dry: low heat, best hung or laid flat
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Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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